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Advice For The Rapidly Graying Barack Obama
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Obama Grayness
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After 14 months as president, Barack Obama is going gray fast:
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March 2010 |
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Advice please.
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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator |
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"I diagnose rubbing lemon juice into his scalp three times a day. Then after the third day, rub a whole medium size jar of peanut butter in. Then on alternate days apply a glass of red wine. If by the eighth day it's still gray, apply copious amounts of English mustard until his eyes water, then don't wash out with water, add a bottle of tomato ketchup, really rubbing it into the scalp. If that doesn't work then I'm stumped."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Critic |
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"Mmmm hmmmm hmmmm! I just lurve white hair on a man, makes him so much more distinguished, sister."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"Following the health bill whoo ha, Obama now has a little spare time on his hands. I suggest a thorough appraisal of what's on offer from the telemarketing people, who choose to proffer their wares on television in the 3am-5am window, favoring particularly products offered with free delivery."
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Benjamin
Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes) |
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"From the looks of things he's still at the screaming at his hair in the mirror phase. A mere pup."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Hair Rustler To The Stars |
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"Obama's options are either to color his hair, get a wig or shave his all hair all off. So I suggest a White House meeting between field experts Dolly Parton, Elton John and Bruce Willis to appraise the pros and cons."
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