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Mar 22, 2010
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Advice For The Rapidly Graying Barack Obama

Obama Grayness

After 14 months as president, Barack Obama is going gray fast:

January 2009
March 2010
Obama Inauguration Barack Obama Healthcare speech

Advice please.

Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator

"I diagnose rubbing lemon juice into his scalp three times a day. Then after the third day, rub a whole medium size jar of peanut butter in. Then on alternate days apply a glass of red wine. If by the eighth day it's still gray, apply copious amounts of English mustard until his eyes water, then don't wash out with water, add a bottle of tomato ketchup, really rubbing it into the scalp. If that doesn't work then I'm stumped."

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Critic

"Mmmm hmmmm hmmmm! I just lurve white hair on a man, makes him so much more distinguished, sister."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"Following the health bill whoo ha, Obama now has a little spare time on his hands. I suggest a thorough appraisal of what's on offer from the telemarketing people, who choose to proffer their wares on television in the 3am-5am window, favoring particularly products offered with free delivery."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes)

"From the looks of things he's still at the screaming at his hair in the mirror phase. A mere pup."

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Hair Rustler To The Stars

"Obama's options are either to color his hair, get a wig or shave his all hair all off. So I suggest a White House meeting between field experts Dolly Parton, Elton John and Bruce Willis to appraise the pros and cons."

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