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After Your Dog Licks His Unmentionables, How Long Do You Leave It Before Allowing It To Lick Your Face?
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Dog Dilemma
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Taboo of the week: There have been a number of pictures of celebs being licked on the face by dogs this week. (TMZ).
These celebs do know those canines have probably licked their own unmentionables with that same tongue within the last hour or so, don't they?
So I asked our panel of experts how long they leave it after seeing their dog lick their under bits, before they let them lick their face...
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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator |
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"About 2 minutes 30 for me, that's ass to face, but it depends, perhaps under a minute for special occasions or when he's been a very good boy."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Critic |
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"I never let my dog lick me if I have just seen her lick her unmentionables. But if I am out of the room and she has licked herself how do I know - in those situations I will happily let her lick me, and sometimes I even lick her back."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"I am developing a tongue bath for dogs and am trying to get some interest from the nighttime teleshopper people."
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Benjamin
Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes) |
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"I only ever let my dogs lick my face after they have eaten. I just love that taste of canned jellied doggie gravy on my face, yummy."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Hair Rustler To The Stars |
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"I confess to be a little fussy about this kind of thing. I will not let my pooch lick my face after he has licked his own ass, however, if he has just licked my cats ass I am perfectly willing to let him lick my face after that."
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