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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator |
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"That sounds like a 'does a tree make a sound when it falls in the woods if there is nobody there to hear it' type question. And we all know the answer to that one."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Hysteric |
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"OK, the first thing you should do is do not panic. The second thing is dunno."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"I intend to push mine, shirtless, to the garage: it will be an excellent cardio workout for my quads, biceps and upper pectorals."
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Benjamin
Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes) |
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"I will be phoning up my dealer and will put on my weak old frail man voice and ask them to come and pick it up for me. Then we'll really see how much the Japanese respect their elders."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Evil Lawyer |
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"So, let me get this straight, any accident I have before I was told of the recall is Toyota's liability, afterwards it is mine? A month of crazy driving followed by a lifetime of litigation with a guilty as hell rich foreign corporation beckons, what could be better than that?"
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