Feb 9, 2010
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Toyota Recall Update

So How Do You Drive A Prius With Brake Problems Back To The Garage To Get It Fixed?

Toyota Troubles
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator

"That sounds like a 'does a tree make a sound when it falls in the woods if there is nobody there to hear it' type question. And we all know the answer to that one."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Hysteric

"OK, the first thing you should do is do not panic. The second thing is dunno."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"I intend to push mine, shirtless, to the garage: it will be an excellent cardio workout for my quads, biceps and upper pectorals."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes)

"I will be phoning up my dealer and will put on my weak old frail man voice and ask them to come and pick it up for me. Then we'll really see how much the Japanese respect their elders."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Evil Lawyer

"So, let me get this straight, any accident I have before I was told of the recall is Toyota's liability, afterwards it is mine? A month of crazy driving followed by a lifetime of litigation with a guilty as hell rich foreign corporation beckons, what could be better than that?"

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