Feb 18, 2010
The home of world comedy spoof entertainment +++ Office Gambling Special

Exclusive Tiger Woods 'Sorry' Press Conference Office Sweepstakes Kit

Profiting from a personal crisis

On Friday, Tiger Woods is set to hold a press conference, his first since the revelations about his personal life. To add a bit of fun to this event, has prepared an office sweepstakes kit. (Instructions: Print this page out, cut each word into 20 boxes, fold them up, put them in a hat or something. Each participant takes a box. Charge whatever you want for each box, the winner is the person holding the first word Tiger says in his announcement taken off this list... Optional 2nd and 3rd places.)

This is harder than I thought it would be
Good Morning
Hasta la vista baby
I'll be back
Hole in one
Kiss my firm supple ass
Tell it to the hand
Sex rehabilitation clinic
EA Sports
Gillette / The shave of champions
My father
Tiger Woods
Lady Gaga
Slap my ass

Warning: If you feel overly excited by the prospect of running this office sweepstakes competition, you may have a gambling problem. If you think this is you, or even if you sort of think it might be you, you should get help immediately.

Other stories
For our latest stories click here
Don't stop searching for the truth. You certainly won't find it here.
"The home of truth entertainment", "The truth is in here" and "Uniting the world through sarcasm"(c) TM. World rights reserved. This is a comedy / entertainment site with a mix of real and spoof stories and special features.
Do you have a comment? Help us improve:
When only cynicsm will do