On Friday, Tiger Woods is set to hold a press conference, his first since the revelations about his personal life. To add a bit of fun to this event, theVoiceofReason.com has prepared an office sweepstakes kit. (Instructions: Print this page out, cut each word into 20 boxes, fold them up, put them in a hat or something. Each participant takes a box. Charge whatever you want for each box, the winner is the person holding the first word Tiger says in his announcement taken off this list... Optional 2nd and 3rd places.)
Sorry |
Apologize |
This is harder than I thought it would be |
Good Morning |
Hasta la vista baby |
I'll be back |
Hole in one |
Kiss my firm supple ass |
Tell it to the hand |
Sex rehabilitation clinic |
December |
God |
Onomatopoeia |
Sponsors |
EA Sports |
Gillette / The shave of champions |
My father |
Tiger Woods |
Lady Gaga |
Slap my ass |
Tickle |
Warning: If you feel overly excited by the prospect of running this office sweepstakes competition, you may have a gambling problem. If you think this is you, or even if you sort of think it might be you, you should get help immediately.
