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Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator |
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"I once saw a man in a penguin suit pick a fight with two men in a reindeer suit. I was surprised how high the penguin could kick with such little legs. Thank heavens penguins are not human sized is all I'm saying. Vicious bastards."
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Burt
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Critic |
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"It was in the seventies. This guy with a mustache was reporting on wild blackberry picking and this lion came out of nowhere and of course everyone behind him ran for cover but the reporter didn't hear or see a darn tootin thing. I can't remember what happened next."
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John
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert |
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"One time they did this live reporting special down my gym. Big mistake! You really have no idea how much these big bodybuilders let off wind when they lift weights, until a reporter is standing next to them reporting to camera. It must be the protein, the steroids, and the nerves at the prospect of a contract in one of those hunky soaps, a potent mix."
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Benjamin
Rusky, Organic Farmer (Potatoes) |
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"I once saw this kid, he must have been about 15, waving frantically at the camera behind a reporter. Hilarious! What japes youngsters have today."
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Murray
Baldicoot, Hair Rustler To The Stars |
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"I once saw a big clock the size of Big Ben in London telling the time behind a reporter."
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