Feb 16, 2010
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After Southwest Airlines Eject Kevin Smith From A Flight As Too Fat To Fly, What Is The Funniest Mistake You Ever Made At Work?

Work Wobble
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Elephant Coordinator

"I once worked for an airline back when they had a big movie screen at the front of the cabin. I chose the movies: Airport, Airport 75, Airport 77. In my defense, the flight was supposed to be a special disaster movie-buff charter, but we were diverted to another airport after a plane crash. There is nothing better than the genuine screams from the passengers in fear of their own lives for a second time in a week."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Misinformed Radio Talk Show Caller

"I once worked for a mobile phone company and I threatened to kill someone once for ending their contract. Luckily that day they had suspended the 'we may record this conversation for training purposes' device."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Expert

"I once worked in an airline and would put battery powered vibrators secretly into passenger's luggage just to see their faces when they were pulled over by security at the other end. Happy days."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Undercover agent

"I am a trained airline security guard and I like nothing better than handcuffing argumentative passengers and frog marching them off the plane. There are very few security positions in which you can ruff people up legitimately for looking at you in a funny way. In my job it is absolutely impossible to make a mistake and live to tell the tale. I love my life."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, hairdresser

"I once worked in a French bakery and one morning baguetted to death my manager. You look shocked, but that is not as rare an occurrence in France as you might expect."

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