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Celebrating The Newest English Verb: Conaned
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Conan O'Brien Special
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theVoiceofReason.com today celebrates the arrival of the newest verb in the English language: conaned, which means:
i) To be completely shafted, particularly by your employer, but also through bad luck, or the elements, or God, or something else.
ii) To be given something and then having it taken away from you after a short period. This definition is set to replace the term 'Indian giving' which has always been racist just there was never a better was of saying it. Now there is, it's conaned.
We ask our panel of experts to attempt to use the new word 'conaned' in a sentence.
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Jerry Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"This boxer gets totally conaned:"
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Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"This time last year all the banks were completely conaned, this year they made record profits. What the f***?"
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Jerry
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Worshiper |
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"I used Microsoft's Internet Explorer in China and got completely conaned when the government hacked my personal details."
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Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"Haiti got totally conaned by that earthquake."
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Jerry Baldicoot, Banker |
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"Hey, buddy, take away my job and I'll kick you hard in the conaneds."
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