Jan 10, 2010
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How Did You Embarrass Yourself At The Office Party? Our Panel Of Experts Reveal All

Office Party Special
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I vomited on the photocopier while Shirley from Accounts was photocopying her breasts."

Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Not completely sure about the details but I remember a stuffed penguin, the limbo competition, an office manager holding his balls and screaming in pain, and me being bundled out of the office by security. Pretty much par for the course then."

John Tharsden, Bodybuilder Worshiper

"I drank five protein shakes and went for a super orange fake tanning."

Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I cooked an omelet using just eggnog. I give you the nogelet."

Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Banker

"I slept with the boss's secretary. Well, it was more like a nap at her desk. But it's good to know I've still got the wild dog in me. Woof."

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