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Jan 26, 2010
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Have Brangelina Split Up? What Do You Think?

Brad and Angie
Concerned Citizen
Jim Meedsden, Elephant Trainer

"Yes, they have split, but I understand why they are playing it down at the moment. When Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston announced they were splitting up it was the same time as the 2005 Tsunami in the far east. It toppled the Tsunami from the top of the news agenda for a couple of days. With Haiti now the top news story the last thing they would want is to top it by saying they are splitting up.

Is it just a coincidence that massive disasters happen when Brad Pitt leaves someone?"

   
Shocked Man
Burt Sprinkler, Plumber

"I don't even put on my reading pants before I consult my oracle of the moment, TMZ. They say they haven't split up. But loads of other sources say they have. I say let the news outlets fight it out to the death - the truth will out in the end."

   
Muscleman
John Tharsden, Professional Arguer

"I just saw Mr and Mrs Smith again last night and it's so much more emotional now you know how it all ends up in real life: Angelina was always trying to kill Brad so much more than he was her."

   
Old Gipper
Benjamin Rusky, World Yippee Champ

Brad Pitt beard, January 2010

"I grew my beard to piss my wife off. I think Brad Pitt has grown that wispy beard just to piss Angelina off. Great minds!"

   
Ape Man
Murray Baldicoot, Body Hair Consultant

"My sources tell me Angelina is so angry with Brad that she can't grow a beard like his that she's leaving him."

Allegations that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had split were originally published by British Sunday rag News Of The World and were reproduced in other news outlets. Pitt and Jolie have since decided to sue the Rupert Murdoch owned newspaper for what they say are false allegations.

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