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Dec 14, 2009
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Tiger Woods Sponsorship Dropped - We Had Been Promised All These Stories Would Never Get Out

Tiger In bed

Press announcement, for immediate release

theVoiceofReason.com today announces that it is to stop sponsoring Tiger Woods following the recent revelations about his extra martial sex life which we had been assured were going to be kept completely secret.

We have been sponsoring Tiger Woods since April 2003 (we bought a 1.5 x 0.5 inch label on the back of his left shoe) because we wanted to associate our scurrilous whoring selves to one of the premier brand name in sport for clean cut family values, talented successful healthy outdoorseyness and responsible driving.

But no longer.

Clearly this web site, as part of a successful publishing corporation, knew he was banging around like a bunny rabbit - we wouldn't spend all that sponsorship money on anyone without doing some basic research - and only decided to sponsor him after we were assured it would never get out.

Well, now it has, and we look foolish. Give us our money back,

Yours,

editor@thevoiceofreason.com

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