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Jenny
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"I went to an interview for a job as Tiger Woods' pimp in 2004."
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Brenda
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I slept with a set of Tiger Woods' golf clubs last weekend."
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Jane
Tharsden, Bodybuilder Worshiper |
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"Tiger Woods' new nickname is Woodie."
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Betty
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"I was going to have a news conference to tell everything about my seventeen month affair with Tiger on Thursday at 11:30 PT, but this had to be put off until Friday at 12:30 pm. I then cancelled it allofasudden and now have rescheduled it for Tuesday at 11:30 PT."
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Monica
Baldicoot, Banker |
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"I was in the back seat of the Escalade..."
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