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Our Panel Of Critics Micro Review Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes Movie Before They See It
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PreViewed Sherlock Holmes Micro Reviews
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Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"I'm a geezer, he's a geezer, and so is my wife... Guy Ritchie geezrises Sherlock Holmes in this triumphant return to bareknuckled deduction form."
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Ben
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I doubt even Sherlock Holmes can tell me what the heck Guy Ritchie's Revolver movie was all about. Mr Holmes, Sir, if you could just put your shirt back on and maybe you could possibly tell me? Hmm?"
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Hunk
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"Now, kudos for Sherlock Holmes taking his shirt off. But all in all it is this reviewers view that Holmes needs a good high protein diet to build up those pecs, biceps and abs. And get a tan, English dude, get a tan..."
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Randy
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"'Ere, guv, it's a pea souper no messin'', 'Elementary you old bastard', and 'Come here again and I'm gonna nut ya deerstalker my son'. These are all phrases I would expect to hear in Guy Ritchie's latest movie..."
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Bert Baldicoot, Banker |
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"Homoerotic, Jude Law, Robert Downey Jr, Cobbled Streets Of London and Walnuts were all words I never expected to say in a single sentence. Damn this geezer they call Guy Ritchie, he's on to a winner with this one."
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