Dec 10, 2009
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First Proton Smash In Hadron Collider Sounded Like 'Zzzzt', Says Scientist

Cern Concerned

Cern, Europe: Scientists were left scratching their heads last night following the discovery that the first protons to be successfully collided in the billion dollar Hadron Collider sounded like a 'Zzzzt', and not like a 'Pop!' as many had expected.

Speaking shortly after the discovery, scientist Bossof Magunigan IV, told this web site:

"Yes, 'Zzzzt' was a complete surprise. It sounded like a startled bee."

Experts had compiled a top five possible sounds that a high speed proton collided in the Hadron Collider would make, but zzzzt didn't even make it into that.

The top five was:

Icky icky ick

The debate over what the big bang sounded like may now have to be revised from Bang to something else.

That fella we quoted earlier also said:

"It is too soon to say that the Big Bang sounded like a Zzzzzt, but it's also true that there is no evidence so far that it sounded like a bang either. There is billions of dollars worth of work still to be done."

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