Dec 8, 2009
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Should Christmas Carol Singers Be Told To Walk And Sing?

Seasonal Advice
Concerned Citizen
George Meedsden, Circus Artist

"It's time for Christmas carol singers to go to the next level."

Shocked Man
Gerald Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I hate Christmas carol singers. Running as fast as they can and singing is the only option that remotely satisfies my requirements."

Hunk Tharsden, Bodybuilder Worshiper

"There is nothing as moving as listening to carol singers singing Silent Night in German whilst walking slowly along and not forgetting the words and nobody in the group stopping suddenly so that the ones behind walk into them. Remarkable."

Old Gipper
Geronimo Rusky, Organic Farmer

"What about dancing and singing? I'm thinking a Michael Jackson Thriller Christmas carol tribute would be apt this year."

Ape Man
Mark Baldicoot, Banker

"In twenty years time we will be looking back at the standing and singing Christmas carolers and thinking 'What a load of old standy tosh.'"

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