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Dec 22, 2009
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Our Panel Of Critics Micro Review 'Avatar' Before They See It

PreViewed Avatar Reviews
Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Titanic director, James Cameron, triumphs, once again, in his latest movie, Avatar, but with the improvement that this time the lead character does not wait to the last scene to go blue and die. Bravisimo iie-eeeee!!!"

   
Shocked Man
Ben Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"With a $300 million dollar budget surely they could have included free popcorn?"

   
Muscleman
Hunk Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"This movie will single handedly render Bluray completely useless. The format just doesn't have a high enough resolution to show it properly on a domestic television set. Roll on the next higher definiton disk format."

   
Old Gipper
Randy Rusky, Organic Farmer

"3D is just so old hat. When will they bring out the first 4D movie?"

   
Ape Man
Bert Baldicoot, Banker

"I do hope they have a nice set of dolls to buy to add to my collection."

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