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Nov 24, 2009
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What Was The Worst Christmas Present You Have Ever Received?

Present Parody
Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I once received volume 'P' of an animal encyclopedia from a crazy great aunt."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"When I was 12, a hick relative from South Dakota sent me a shot glass. A shot glass!"

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I once received a pale blue ladies jumper from my grandmother. It turned out she sent it to the wrong person, it was intended as a gift for my sister."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"My grandfather was a dentist and one Christmas he gave me a cast of gums with all my original baby teeth in it. I must have been about 13 or something."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"My grandmother once gave me an inflatable combination steering wheel cover / hat. You put it on the steering wheel, and when you got out of the car you put in on like a hat. Bizarre."

And the strange thing is we didn't make any of these up ourselves.

These are all actual presents received by readers of the web site somethingawful.com...

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