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Nov 17, 2009
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Will The World Really End In 2012?

Prediction Armageddon
Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Are they saying that the world will end at 20:12 on the 20th December, 2012? Well, you can't argue with those numbers."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"According to my calculations, 2012 will be the year of the next Windows version. When the end of the world comes, you mark my words, Microsoft will have something to do with it..."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I would laugh if it all ended in 2011."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I still have all my emergency canned goods left over from the Cuban missile crisis, the Y2K panic and the 2008 end of the banking world crash. This new crisis has a been there done it feeling about it. But I suppose one has to enter into the spirit... Aaaaagghhh!"

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Are you absolutely sure this panic isn't just a viral marketing campaign for the movie 2012? Those Hollywood types will stoop at nothing to get asses on seats."

 

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