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Nov 19, 2009
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Twilight 2: New Moon, Is Out This Month. Is It Any Good?

Cullen Conundrum
Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I am concerned about the human-werewolves in this motion picture. Why is it that their trousers stay on, even though the transformation from werewolf to human form completely rips away their shirts? Don't get me wrong, I am more or less happy for them to have their trousers on, I'm just interested in what kind of material the trousers are made of, that's all."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"If I see one more six pack I'm gonna blow me up a gym. "

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Ten out of ten for the six packs, but minus ten out of ten for the general lack of suntans. Come on vampire dudes, tan and muscles go sooooo well together... Hunnnnkkkkttt"

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Young love made slightly more complicated by werewolves and vampires out to have their evil way with our hero Bella. It brings back the memory of Halloween dates of my youth, and that well anticipated kiss before saying nighty-night. Which will our hero, Bella, decide upon: A bite to the jugular or a well licked nose?"

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I recommend tissues rather than popcorn in any cinema trip, for, if you are like me, the popcorn will end up getting soaked with tears or be thrown in the air in shock, and so be a complete waste of money and the inevitable stray piece of popcorn will get stuck to your tear soaked face, or neck, or beard, and nobody tells you about it and you walk all the way home with it stuck there..."

Disclaimer: None of the reviewers on this page have actually seen the movie they are reviewing.

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