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Nov 3, 2009
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Is Being Grumpy Good For You?

Decision Time

Grumpy people are less gullible and are better at decision making than happy people, according to research from the University of New South Wales, Australia, as reported by the BBC.

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I am most decisive when I get indigestion."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I find I am very good at spilling things when I am surprised."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I am pleased to hear Grumpy is still going strong. But what about Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Dopey, Sneezy and Tarzan?"

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"But grumpy people don't have the decisions to make that happy people do."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I am generally a happy guy until I talk to an Australian and then the third time after they call me 'Mate' then I get grumpy."

 

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