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Is The New 'A Christmas Carol' Movie Christmasey Enough?
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Not A Carrey In The World
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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"A tad too many orange fireside scenes for this reviewer and not nearly enough pumpernickel.
That aside, I couldn't help but wonder why nobody has made a movie of this evergreen Dickens classic before? That Scrooge fella is a sure fire audience pleaser."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I was lucky enough to see a special screening of this movie put on for the press, and they had an old woman cooking chestnuts at the front, endless supplies of mulled wine, minced pies, hot coffee, delicious. I have absolutely no idea what the film was about I was far too busy."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"I love this kind of movie. Nothing can be too Christmasey for this reviewer.
By the 1st December I will be down in the gym naked except for my Christmas baubles covering up my man baubles. Love it. Hunnnnkkkktttttt!"
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"3 stars out of 5 for Chrismaseyness from this reviewer.
All in all there were enough turkeys but not nearly enough sugar snaps."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"If Jesus was hanged when he was, say, 35, shouldn't we be having Christmas every 35 years? I mean it's not like they hanged a baby Jesus at Easter, just four months later, was it? Ever tried to get a christian to explain that time paradox? Don't bother they've all been brainwashed - they haven't a clue.
The film was OK I suppose, but this reviewer has been there, done it, and given the t-shirt away as a present, before. Me, I love Christmas. I've already decorated my tree, bought all my presents and the pudding is in the oven now. Who wants to touch me?"
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Disclaimer: None of the reviewers on this page have actually seen the movie they are reviewing.
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