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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"All in all a peck on the lips is ok as long as the cameras cut away immediately. Any more than fifteen seconds of tongue and that's waaaaaay too much..."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I would just love to see a gay kiss at the end of a double header news bulletin. But when was the last time you actually saw two men do a news bulletin together these days?"
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"We call that lip ups in the gym. It's important for tongue muscle tone, lip muscles and that apple thingie in your throat. Or at least that's what this older guy once told me..."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"Eeee gads. Didn't my parent's generation fight a war to stop this happening once? My parents were German, and I came over here as a baby after the second world war."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"If you are referring to the whoo haa about the Adam Lambert kiss at the AMAs, what surprises me is not that the kiss was the problem, but that it wasn't when he grabbed hold of that dancer's head and thrust it in his crotch in and out, back and forth, too and fro and back again."
It is this reviewers opinion that you should always make love not war, as long as you can't hear the slurping sounds."
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