Oct 28, 2009
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How Good Is 'This Is It'? 'Expert' Opinions

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Our panel of experts give 'This Is It' a resounding 3 stars...

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Rating: 3 stars out of 4

This Is It:

Is This It?

It Is This.


This It Is."

Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Rating: 3 stars out of 5

This Is It? That's 'Is' in the Bill Clinton definition*? In which case I will bet my bottom dollar this isn't it at all."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Rating: 3 stars out of 6

He looks fit as a fiddle to me. He wouldn't win any body building competitions, granted, but I was expecting him to be dancing about in a wheelchair after all the media hype.

So long Michael, love ya."

Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Rating 3 stars out of 4

Hey, fans. I have just discovered this awesome 'Moonwalking' dance move. It is quite amazing. There's this guy who looks like he's walking forwards, but he actually goes backwards! Amazing - this Michael Jackson guy has a fantastic career ahead of him."

Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Rating 3 stars out of 17

A dancey triumph of ball change, box step, box step, cross-body lead, feather step, free spin, inside turn, kick, kick, kick, moonwalk, outside turn, reverse turn, time step, kick, walk, dos-a-dos and enchufla. I am out of breath just describing it. I do hope they bring out a workout video in time for the festivities."

*Bill Clinton, speaking to a grand jury in 1998 being questioned about the truth of his statement  "there is nothing going on between us" ie him and Monica Lewinsky, said:

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the--if he--if 'is' means is and never has been, that is not--that is one thing. If it means there is none, that was a completely true statement....Now, if someone had asked me on that day, are you having any kind of sexual relations with Ms. Lewinsky, that is, asked me a question in the present tense, I would have said no. And it would have been completely true."

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