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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"Last night I dreamt that David Letterman was going to bring out a fully illustrated comedy Kama Sutra. There is definitely a gap in the market for sex that makes you laugh."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"There is nothing better than boinking your employees. Especially when the employee uses dirty 'sexual harassment in the work place' sexy talk when you do it in the stationary cupboard. Not that I've ever done it, of course, although I did once get quite close to a large bottle of liquid paper."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"If it had been a man he had slept with, I am sure Letterman would have gladly paid the $2mn blackmail money."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"That's my boy... Getting $20mn of free publicity for a $2mn blackmail threat..."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"I started recording every Tonight Show show in 1995 and I'm still only up to August 2003. I hope that nice Mr Kerry wins the election."
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