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Oct 06, 2009
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David Letterman's Affair: Our Experts Give Us Their Views

Talk Show Terror
Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Last night I dreamt that David Letterman was going to bring out a fully illustrated comedy Kama Sutra. There is definitely a gap in the market for sex that makes you laugh."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"There is nothing better than boinking your employees. Especially when the employee uses dirty 'sexual harassment in the work place' sexy talk when you do it in the stationary cupboard. Not that I've ever done it, of course, although I did once get quite close to a large bottle of liquid paper."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"If it had been a man he had slept with, I am sure Letterman would have gladly paid the $2mn blackmail money."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"That's my boy... Getting $20mn of free publicity for a $2mn blackmail threat..."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I started recording every Tonight Show show in 1995 and I'm still only up to August 2003. I hope that nice Mr Kerry wins the election."

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