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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"It's at times like this that I remember my dear old friend Bill Hicks who once told a heckler: (I've edited it for a family newspaper):
You suck. You clucking Cock. Get the cluck out of here. Wuck you. Buck you you idiot. You're everything in American that should be flushed down the toilet, you lucking turd. Xuck you. Get out. Get out you drunk wiatch. Take her out. Take her wucking out!"
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"George Carlin put it nicely when he once told a heckler 'will someone please put a dick in that guy's mouth because that's what he wants.' I personally didn't find it very funny, but if you think about it it would have done the trick."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"I did some stand-up once and I shouted back at the heckler: 'Yo mumma takes it up the ass now shut the ***k up."' Turns out the heckler was my mother. Ho hum. Win some lose some."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"If there hadn't been the media furore I wouldn't have known what Joe Wilson shouted out. Even on YouTube it rarely gets any clearer than eeek ekkke."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"Just imagine had anyone heckled George W Bush like that. Alas, a missed opportunity for possibly the greatest Bushism of all time... if luck was with us he might even have fallen off the stage at the end of it too. There is no better retort to a heckler than sticking your ass in the air."
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