Sept 28, 2009
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Cell Phone Interruption: How Should Wolverine And Bond Have Reacted?

Broadway Boofest

Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig were performing as two Chicago police officers in the play A Steady Rain last week on Broadway when a cell phone wouldn't quit...

What do our panel of experts think?

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Don't they have a sign up at the door telling patrons to switch off all cell phones before entering the theatre? I blame the sign writers."

Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"At least have a cell phone ring tone that sounds like a fire alarm. Are they trying to cause havoc or not?"

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"It was probably Kanye West phoning up to apologize."

Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Thank goodness Jackman stayed in character in responding to this cell attack. He was right to do so. Sighing in his native Australian twang would have sounded whiney and ineffective."

Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Thirty years ago a man would have been punched by at least one member of the Broadway audience for causing such a commotion during a performance. Although, to be fair, cell phones weren't invented thirty years ago and the equivalent would probably have been a ringing handbag."

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