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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"Why waste Bill Clinton on this? We have two perfectly adequate Bush ex-president hostages available. What were they thinking? This Barack Obama chappie is really starting to disappoint me."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I dunno what will happen, but on the positive side at last there'll be something exciting to watch on the news. A high stakes diplomatic hostage standoff with a popular yet controversial ex president would simply be the cherry on the cake."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"This has all the potential of a nuclear war that would make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like a dainty origami flower."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"Bill should never have been so unfaithful to our Hillary. I see a string of dangerous missions ahead of him while Hillary wears the trousers in this relationship. If he survives North Korea next is meeting the Taliban, after that I expect him to be the first ex president to visit Iran..."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"Looking on the positive side, North Korean pussy is some of the best in the world. Pussy curry, pussy kebab and pussy burger..."
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