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Aug 04, 2009
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What Would Happen If... The North Koreans Kidnapped Bill Clinton?

Apocalypse Hysteria Debate Before It Happens

So, is everyone's favorite Bill brave or foolish?

Our panel of experts decide...

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Why waste Bill Clinton on this? We have two perfectly adequate Bush ex-president hostages available. What were they thinking? This Barack Obama chappie is really starting to disappoint me."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I dunno what will happen, but on the positive side at last there'll be something exciting to watch on the news. A high stakes diplomatic hostage standoff with a popular yet controversial ex president would simply be the cherry on the cake."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"This has all the potential of a nuclear war that would make Hiroshima and Nagasaki look like a dainty origami flower."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Bill should never have been so unfaithful to our Hillary. I see a string of dangerous missions ahead of him while Hillary wears the trousers in this relationship. If he survives North Korea next is meeting the Taliban, after that I expect him to be the first ex president to visit Iran..."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Looking on the positive side, North Korean pussy is some of the best in the world. Pussy curry, pussy kebab and pussy burger..."

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