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Aug 18, 2009
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Insane Dictator Of North Korea To Join Dancing With The Stars

Kim Jong Il Signed

Entertainment breaking news. Dictator Kim Jong Il, recently visited by Bill Clinton, is to join Dancing with the Stars.

What do our panel of opinion formers think?

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"At last someone I haven't heard of on Dancing With The Stars."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Did Bill Clinton secretly pass the invitation to Kim Jong Il during his recent surprise trip to pick up those chicks? Good to see he hasn't lost his touch."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I just hope the sarcastic comments from the judges will get through to this megalomanical nuclear power aspiring nuisance."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I just can't wait for the gay dancing week. Kim Jong Il dancing with Tom DeLay - classic television. Classic I tell thee."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"There are enough strange short guys with a lisp who can't dance in America, there's no need to import another one."

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