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Aug 19, 2009
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Free Running: Our Experts Give Us Their Tips

Free running special

Our panel of experts give us their tips on this impressive, bone jarring new sport...

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"In ten years time, after the health and safety in the workplace people get involved, you will have to dress up like a Michelin man to do that."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Never attempt to do this at the shopping mall while carrying your shopping.

Never warn the security guards you are about to do it.

And never go into McDonalds with your shirt off, they get surprisingly pissy particularly if you are overdue an all over the body shave."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I saw this in Casino Royale: It's just as well that sequence had loud foreground music because when I tried doing it on a building site near my house, well you should have heard the language. I think they may have invented new curse words just for me."

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"It's best not to eat anything for over an hour before doing it that you wouldn't want to enjoy again as a small piece of sick in your mouth."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"This is just another damfoundit excuse for men with toned hairless physiques to show off and prance about. Another kick in the balls for the gorilla-hairy man."

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