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Aug 31, 2009
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Are E-Books The End Of Hardbacks? Publishing Opinion Special

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Our panel of experts give us their views on the predicted demise of hardback books...

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Publisher

"Hardback book $30, same paperback $7. That's the most profitable cardboard in publishing history! Where else is a publisher to get $23 for two pieces of cardboard? Damn the internet. Damn them all to hell."

   
Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I am a thrower, some people are slammers, like door slammers, I like throwing things. I throw plates, vases, and hardback books. If you throw a hardback book with the spine into the throw they land a useful punch. Limp wristed paperbacks just cannot compete, Kindle readers just fall apart."

   
Muscleman
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"There is no better wrist workout than holding a 600 page hardback book in one hand and reading it at my one page a night pace. Huuunnkkkk!"

   
Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"It's at times like these I really wish I'd learned to read."

   
Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Is this the end of Ultimate Hardback Fighting? It's only a matter of time until the pussy Ultimate Paperback Fighting league take over. Softies."

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