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Harry
Meedsden, Publisher |
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"Hardback book $30, same paperback $7. That's the most profitable cardboard in publishing history! Where else is a publisher to get $23 for two pieces of cardboard? Damn the internet. Damn them all to hell."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I am a thrower, some people are slammers, like door slammers, I like throwing things. I throw plates, vases, and hardback books. If you throw a hardback book with the spine into the throw they land a useful punch. Limp wristed paperbacks just cannot compete, Kindle readers just fall apart."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"There is no better wrist workout than holding a 600 page hardback book in one hand and reading it at my one page a night pace. Huuunnkkkk!"
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"It's at times like these I really wish I'd learned to read."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"Is this the end of Ultimate Hardback Fighting? It's only a matter of time until the pussy Ultimate Paperback Fighting league take over. Softies."
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