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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"I have a longish list of supposedly male footballers who I want tested to see if they are a woman - who do I send it to?"
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"If the Crocodile Dundee grabbing the crotch test doesn't work, I suppose they will have to stick a needle in someplace. My expertise ends at the grabbing the crotch level, don't ask me to stick a needle in I wouldn't know where to start."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"I knew a lesbian friend once who told me that a penis is just a vagina inside out. If she was right then everyone is a woman."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"A man claiming to be a woman? A woman claiming to be a man? It is the perfect crime."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"Men and woman should be allowed to compete on a level playing field. Men and women racing against each other in the 200 meters for instance. Then we would see who the better, faster, athletes are and who is better off bare foot and pregnant in the kitchen cooking my supper."
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