Aug 26, 2009
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Animals Made To Look Like Other Things: Opinion

Animal Magic have a collection of poodles that look like other things (link):

TMZ Poodle Panda TMZ Poodle Rasta TMZ Poodle Punk

What's up with a panda poodle, a rasta poodle and a punk poodle? Our panel of experts give us their choices...

Concerned Citizen
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"This is an absolute disgrace. I am spitting with rage. But if pushed, I would make my dog look like the Eiffel Tower."

Shocked Man
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I'd make my dog look like Pamela Anderson. (Just checking here: You can be intimate with a dog as long as nobody finds out - it's perfectly legal isn't it? I mean who's he going to tell? Oh, unless the dog is a relative of Lassie of course, but what are the odds of that?)"

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I want my dog to look just like me. So we can pose together and eat doggie chews with the boys."

Old Gipper
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"A guard dog that looks like a lion would suit me finely. That reminds me: does anybody know if real lions can lick their own balls? or are they a social mammal and need to get their own balls licked by someone else like us humans?"

Ape Man
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"I would like a dog that looks exactly like a cat, and a cat that looks just like a dog. Imagine the mayhem!"

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