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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist |
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"This is an absolute disgrace. I am spitting with rage. But if pushed, I would make my dog look like the Eiffel Tower."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host |
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"I'd make my dog look like Pamela Anderson. (Just checking here: You can be intimate with a dog as long as nobody finds out - it's perfectly legal isn't it? I mean who's he going to tell? Oh, unless the dog is a relative of Lassie of course, but what are the odds of that?)"
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder |
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"I want my dog to look just like me. So we can pose together and eat doggie chews with the boys."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer |
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"A guard dog that looks like a lion would suit me finely. That reminds me: does anybody know if real lions can lick their own balls? or are they a social mammal and need to get their own balls licked by someone else like us humans?"
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant |
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"I would like a dog that looks exactly like a cat, and a cat that looks just like a dog. Imagine the mayhem!"
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