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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"Ban
Bruno? Oh heavens no. The last gay Austrian we didn't
take seriously caused World War Two."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"Ban
Bruno? But I already have my premiere outfit ready!
I'm going as George Bush but with the bottom cut
out of my trousers to expose my naked bottom. Don't
worry movie fans: I
will be taking a cushion to sit on in the cinema
because I would not want to ripple a fart out dressed
like that - the echo could start an avalanche."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"This
could be Austria's last chance to prove to the world
it has a sense of humor."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer
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"Oh
heavens. And I thought this was the worst it was
ever going to get:
A
month to go and we will all be looking back on that
as the innocent good old days."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"Bruno
has ruined wearing feathers for everyone. He's a
disgrace."
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