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May 5, 2009
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US Supreme Court To Look At Janet Jackson's Breast Again

New Action Over Jackson?

It was the internet sensation of its day. Justin Timberlake ripped off Janet Jackson's bra at the Superbowl, and out popped her breast on live prime time television.

Now the Supreme Court are to take another look at the case...

Our experts give us their views:

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"My fear is this case could clog up the court system for the next ten years."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Five years on and her 'breast pop' is as fresh today as it was back then. Kudos Janet!"

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Well, it's a nice breast if you like that sort of thing. But mine is bigger and firmer. Hunnkkktt!"

   
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Ho Hum. This sort of thing happens at Country and Western concerts all the while."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Ah, back to February 2004 before the economic apocalypse engulfed us all. Back in the day when you could buy a house for a dollar and live off dreams. Those were the days."

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theVoiceofReason.co.uk, our European website, used computer simulation techniques back in 2004 to discover what would have happened had the lights not gone out and the performance continued. Its findings could shock some viewers:

Janet Jackson spoof

 

Janet's Boob lives on... (Another chance to see)
 

 

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