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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"I
was frankly disappointed to see that both the Kirk
character and the Spock character were both in this
movie. Look, I have been there, I even have a young
looking William Shatner on a very faded T-shirt
somewhere. The very thought that these two are back
together again gave me uncomfortable flashbacks
to the 1960s. Nothing good will come of this you
mark my words - It'll be The Monkees making a comeback
next."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"Is
Star Trek the one with the Klingons in or the Darleks?
My knowledge of Sci-Fi is frankly limited. Saw a
UFO once, if that helps. Well, I say it was a UFO,
it was something flying through the air that I couldn't
identify. Could have been a soap dish I suppose."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"Whilst
the action sequences are fine, it's the lack of
pec bouncing that was the real disappointment to
me. Are they putting in the hours at the gym or
not? My only conclusion after looking at this travesty
is not."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer
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"That's
all we need: a double act, one of 'em is a smug
know-it-all git, and the other is a guy with no
sense of humor but pointy ears. That didn't even
pass as comedy in the 60's and don't believe anyone
who says it did because it didn't, dagnabit."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"Is
too much to ask that the next Star Trek, Star Trek
XII, is a simple costume romance? This one had too
much noise my dear, too much noise."
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