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May 12, 2009
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Star Trek XI Has Received Universal Acclaim, Our Critics Beg To Differ

Ripping Them A New Black Hole...

Star Trek XI is possibly the first must see movie of the year. Movie critics the world over have given it the closest thing they can to a Susan Boyle style ovation.

Oh.... Come..... On!

We have paid our critics by the sarcasm. Let's go...

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I was frankly disappointed to see that both the Kirk character and the Spock character were both in this movie. Look, I have been there, I even have a young looking William Shatner on a very faded T-shirt somewhere. The very thought that these two are back together again gave me uncomfortable flashbacks to the 1960s. Nothing good will come of this you mark my words - It'll be The Monkees making a comeback next."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Is Star Trek the one with the Klingons in or the Darleks? My knowledge of Sci-Fi is frankly limited. Saw a UFO once, if that helps. Well, I say it was a UFO, it was something flying through the air that I couldn't identify. Could have been a soap dish I suppose."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Whilst the action sequences are fine, it's the lack of pec bouncing that was the real disappointment to me. Are they putting in the hours at the gym or not? My only conclusion after looking at this travesty is not."

   
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"That's all we need: a double act, one of 'em is a smug know-it-all git, and the other is a guy with no sense of humor but pointy ears. That didn't even pass as comedy in the 60's and don't believe anyone who says it did because it didn't, dagnabit."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Is too much to ask that the next Star Trek, Star Trek XII, is a simple costume romance? This one had too much noise my dear, too much noise."

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Spot the nifty book plug in this too... Go Kirk...
 William Shatner Watches New Star Trek Movie Trailer

 

 

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