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The Correct Answer To The Question:
Should Same Sex Marriage Be Legal?
The Voice Of
Reason Finally Speaks Out...
that no beauty pageant (* video explanation below for readers
outside the USA) ever gets into controversy ever again,
out panel of experts tell us what the correct answer to
Perez Hilton's question:
same sex marriage be legalised?"
Meedsden, Circus Artist
is what I would have said to Perez Hilton: "Thank
you, Perez! [Clears throat] Marriage should be between
two people who love each other and want to spend
the rest of their lives together to provide financial
security in old age and a formal legal commitment
to each other. Gay, [voice starts to break] straight
or [pause] transgender.. [Start to cry]
Oh, Perez no, no, no, I just can't go on."
I would then walk off waving my arms in the air
and sobbing uncontrollably so that mascara rolls
down my magnificent bosoms.
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
is what I would have said: "Perez, thank
you so much for that question! Yes, same sex marriage
should be legal and it is a disgrace that, in a
country that likes to think of itself as The Land
Of The Free, that two people who love each other
should not be able to give a legal commitment, or
union, to each other. So what do we have in this
country? Some kind of fucking Nazi state? Huh? ANSWER
ME? IS THAT WHAT WE DO IN THIS FUCKING COUNTRY?
PERSECUTE HOMOSEXUALS? Huh? Oh, I'm off, I'm
not going to win after that answer either am I?
Perez, your questions suck!"
sex marriage should be legal, of course. I have
been happily married to myself for three years this
August. We have never been happier."
Rusky, Organic Farmer
people in love making a legal commitment to each
other? Is that too much to ask for? That and
to watch mainstream movies with less violence but
more ejaculate flying all over the place. Nadnabbit!"
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
married my wife twenty years ago this year. She
changed sex to a man five years ago. I have never
been happier, especially on donut day."
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