1)
Stop-Go, Forwards-Reverse and U-bend.
2)
Rubber Johnny is the odd one out. (Johnny Rotten, Johnny
Carson, Johnny Depp are all, or were when they were alive,
popular entertainers).
3)
Our picture competition: Full marks for "It is a
rude looking potato so is perfectly legal."
4)
Organism, mastication and fructose, but not pagination.
5)
The correct order is:
1)
A punch on the nose
2)
Push all your weight forward while grabbing them around
the middle to pick them up
3)
Slam them down hard
4)
Punch to the head until the ref or a passer-by stops
you.
6)
They're all Sherlock Holmes stories apart from 'The Mystery
Of The Fussy Hussy'.
7)
Caption Competition: The banker says to the prostitute:
"OK I'll stick it in there after I get the $15billion
bailout money."
8)
Shagging, shagged-out and wankered, but not knackered.
9)
Having a heart attack after you jump is worse.
10)
They're all countries in the British Commonwealth, apart
from Fuckitata Islands.
