Stop-Go, Forwards-Reverse and U-bend.
Rubber Johnny is the odd one out. (Johnny Rotten, Johnny
Carson, Johnny Depp are all, or were when they were alive,
Our picture competition: Full marks for "It is a
rude looking potato so is perfectly legal."
Organism, mastication and fructose, but not pagination.
The correct order is:
A punch on the nose
Push all your weight forward while grabbing them around
the middle to pick them up
Slam them down hard
Punch to the head until the ref or a passer-by stops
They're all Sherlock Holmes stories apart from 'The Mystery
Of The Fussy Hussy'.
Caption Competition: The banker says to the prostitute:
"OK I'll stick it in there after I get the $15billion
Shagging, shagged-out and wankered, but not knackered.
Having a heart attack after you jump is worse.
They're all countries in the British Commonwealth, apart
from Fuckitata Islands.