April 15, 2009
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Is It Time To Buy Property Yet? Our Panel Of Unqualified Experts Predict

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So, is now the time to buy property?

( is an unlicensed financial advisor, pretty much like everyone else who gave advice on house prices going up over the last five years should have been...)

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"They say with stocks and shares to buy when there's blood on the street. Does that include houses? What if the blood is on the walls? I'd never buy a house with blood on the walls. Is that where I'm going wrong?"

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"You should buy a house when everyone tells you you are nuts to do so."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Yes - I advise you to buy a house. I have a nice house I am trying to sell. One careful muscley owner."

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I bought my house 40 years ago. I advise you to buy a house 40 years ago too, it has risen in value quite satisfactorily. Peanut?"

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Property is theft, mortgaged property is theft financed by a bank, the bastards."



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