April 21, 2009
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How Long Did Susan Boyle Make Our Panel Of Experts Cry For?

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The Susan Boyle performance of 'I Dreamed A Dream' on Youtube (link) is tipped to be the number one tear jerking moment of the year. How long did our panel of critics cry for?

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"I didn't cry! Her performance cheered me up particularly as I, too, was having a bad eyebrow day that day. It is a sign of society's shallowness (especially Simon Cowell's) that someone with big bushy eyebrows is assumed to be unable to belt out a show tune in showstopping fashion. Unabrows the world over will command a new respect next time they enter a talent show."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"I cried like a new born baby. It is just as well Youtube have 'disabled embedding by request' as the tears in my eyes would have prevented me from embedding it anyway. Thank you Youtube from saving myself from myself once again."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I haven't cried so hard since I first measured my chest and it was over 50 inches. Hunckt!!!"

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"I was surprised how happy a song from Les Miserables made me feel. Tell me, was this song in the Victor Hugo novel or just the musical?"

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Remember that a standing ovation is just one step away from walking out in disgust!"


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