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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"I
didn't cry! Her performance cheered me up particularly
as I, too, was having a bad eyebrow day that day.
It is a sign of society's shallowness (especially
Simon Cowell's) that someone with big bushy eyebrows
is assumed to be unable to belt out a show tune
in showstopping fashion.
Unabrows the world over will command a new respect
next time they enter a talent show."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"I
cried like a new born baby. It is just as well Youtube
have 'disabled embedding by request' as the
tears in my eyes would have prevented me from embedding
it anyway. Thank you Youtube from saving myself
from myself once again."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"I
haven't cried so hard since I first measured my
chest and it was over 50 inches. Hunckt!!!"
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer
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"I
was surprised how happy a song from Les Miserables
made me feel. Tell me, was this song in the Victor
Hugo novel or just the musical?"
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"Remember
that a standing ovation is just one step away from
walking out in disgust!"
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