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Apr 28, 2009
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Here Are The Answers To Last Week's Quiz...

Competition Results

Thanks to everyone who took part in our fun quiz last week. The winner of a weekend for two in Mexico City is Jerry and Harry James, congratulations.

The answers were:

 

1) The odd one out is Dick Cheney, all the others have horns and a tail.

2) All of them, apart from Angelina Jolie who never had one.

3) Brad Pitt, Cherry Pit and Pitbull Terrier.

4) Susan Boyle's left eyebrow.

5) Picture round: The odd one out is b. Simon Cowell. All the others are award winning tossers (a. Pancake, c. Dwarf, d. Wellington boot)

6) Setting light to the flag and then pissing on it to put it out is worse.

7) A tortoise or a turtle. Half points for rabid dog.

8) Full marks for a slice of cucumber on each eye, half points for a slice of cucumber on one eye. No points for whole cucumber.

9) The correct order is:

  • Custard pie in the face,
  • kick up the ass,
  • hat filled with shaving foam squashed down hard on the head so it all squirts out through the hole in the top,
  • blow the whistle.

10) Raspberry, strawberry, gooseberry, loganberry, Chuck Berry, blackberry. Half points for Raspberry, strawberry, gooseberry, loganberry, blackberry, Chuck Berry.

 

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