The odd one out is Dick Cheney, all the others have horns
and a tail.
All of them, apart from Angelina Jolie who never had one.
Brad Pitt, Cherry Pit and Pitbull Terrier.
Susan Boyle's left eyebrow.
Picture round: The odd one out is b. Simon Cowell. All
the others are award winning tossers (a. Pancake, c. Dwarf,
d. Wellington boot)
Setting light to the flag and then pissing on it to put
it out is worse.
A tortoise or a turtle. Half points for rabid dog.
Full marks for a slice of cucumber on each eye, half points
for a slice of cucumber on one eye. No points for whole
The correct order is:
pie in the face,
up the ass,
filled with shaving foam squashed down hard on the head
so it all squirts out through the hole in the top,
blow the whistle.
Raspberry, strawberry, gooseberry, loganberry, Chuck Berry,
blackberry. Half points for Raspberry, strawberry, gooseberry,
loganberry, blackberry, Chuck Berry.