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Grandmother Mystifies Doctors By Underarm
Farting Uncontrollably For Two Years
67 year old grandmother from Hull, England, has been admitted
to hospital after claiming that she is unable to stop underarm
farting, according to an email we received this morning
Afghan underarm farter, Jerry Sprinkler, performing
his No 1 Hit 'Springtime In the Bathroom' (YouTube)
Schnitzel says she first discovered underarm farting when
one of her grandchildren was playing in the garden and after
trying it out for herself found she was unable to stop.
doctor at the hospital in Hull says his first course of
action will be to try to get the patient to do other things
with her hands, such as baking cakes, knitting or macramé.
better looking doctor told us:
is at risk of severe arthritis, but on the positive side
her armpit is built like a 25 year old bodybuilder, although
on the negative side her hand is shrivelled up like the
hand of a leper jammed in a revolving door for over 37
people across the world suffer from Involuntary Underarm
Fartitis, according to a recent survey in Extreme Medical
Conditions In Tabloid Newspapers.
We have been asked to apologise after our article last week
implied that Cyril the Squirrel, one of the attractions
at New York Central Zoo, had been diagnosed with arthritis
of the anus. We are happy to clarify that we were completely
wrong and made the story up.
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Australia for pointing this out to us.
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