Feb 22, 2009
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Which Is Better, A Puppy Or The Theme To Hawaii Five-O?

Pub Debate Special
Hawaii Five-O (Click goes to YouTube) Cute puppy
Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Da da da dum daaaa, daa da da da daaaaa, dum dum dar dar daaaar... I often sing the opening chimes to 1970's favorite Hawaii Five-O but have never sung the sound of a puppy in the shower. It is no contest for me: the puppy is very second."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"Why oh why oh why can't I have both? In a perfect world I would watch Hawaii Five-O holding a cute little puppy. Ahh. Oh, choices, choices, choices. Oh, who am I kidding, kick the cute little puppy out, it's Hawaii Five-O every time."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"They say a puppy is for life not just for Christmas. But Hawaii Five-O has 26 episodes a season, they also have beaches on which I can strip off my tight fitting shirt and flex. Sorry cute little puppy dog, you are beat."

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Hawaii Five-O is the theme tune that keeps on giving. A puppy is take take take. I would even go as far to say I prefer Steve McGarrett rather than the puppy dog too, but that's just me."

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"The Hawaii Five-O theme just can't lick your nose like a puppy can. So it's the Hawaii Five-O theme for me every time."


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