Best
actress playing a Nazi in a motion picture: Kate Winslett,
The Reader.
Best
lying scheming deceitful bastard in a film who is not
a banker: Richard M Nixon in Frost / Nixon.
Best
picture of abject poverty on the big screen: Slumdog
Millionaire
Best
actor playing a role involving a fake or bankrupt profession
who is not a banker: Micky Roarke, for The Wrestler
Best
supporting actor who died last year: Heath Ledger,
The Dark Knight
Most
outrageously expensive accounting entries for special
effects (debit and credit columns): The Curious Case
of Benjamin Button
Best
actor playing a role of a person bankers would never give
a job to in a million years: Sean Penn, for Harvey
Milk.