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Jan 4 , 2009
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Our Experts Give Us Their Hangover Cures

Hangover Advice

theVoiceofReason.com's panel of experts give us their suggestions on how to cure a hangover, in the week it was confirmed that there is no such thing as a hangover cure that works...

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"Vomiting and drinking lots of fluids and then vomiting up the fluids and then drinking fluids again is the only hangover cure that works. If you need an excuse for a greasy fried breakfast then go with it if you fancy one, just eat a portion of protein and take it easy until you can walk in a straight line without either vomiting or holding on to things."

   
Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"This is my hangover cure it never fails: Couple of paracetamol, a hot cup of tea and one or two mince pies. Cigarette in a long cigarette holder, dressed in my pink silk dressing gown with white or cream colored cravat, and a folded and ironed green 'kerchief in left top pocket. Freshly waxed moustache and Percy, my Chihuahua, in my left hand while I take a sip of sherry from the glass in my right hand. Hair of the dog? Why not? - me and Percy are very fond of each other."

   
Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"Eat and drink normally but do something needlessly dangerous to increase your endorphin levels, like bungee jumping out of a helicopter flown by a special needs pilot, hang glide off a cliff with a blind front man, test drive a tank with the top down on the front line in Afghanistan..."

   
Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Drink 90% of what you drank the night before and over the next ten days reduce your alcohol intake by 10% to zero. Take a fortnight off work, call it rehab if the press or office calls... continue until you sober up."

   
Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Hangovers don't exist, they are all in the head. Anyone who says they have a hangover is delusional and should be locked up in a psychiatric hospital immediately."

 

 

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