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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"Vomiting
and drinking lots of fluids and then vomiting up
the fluids and then drinking fluids again is the
only hangover cure that works. If you need an excuse
for a greasy fried breakfast then go with it if
you fancy one, just eat a portion of protein and
take it easy until you can walk in a straight line
without either vomiting or holding on to things."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"This
is my hangover cure it never fails: Couple of paracetamol,
a hot cup of tea and one or two mince pies. Cigarette
in a long cigarette holder, dressed in my pink silk
dressing gown with white or cream colored cravat,
and a folded and ironed green 'kerchief in left
top pocket. Freshly waxed moustache and Percy, my
Chihuahua, in my left hand while I take a sip of
sherry from the glass in my right hand. Hair of
the dog? Why not? - me and Percy are very fond of
each other."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"Eat
and drink normally but do something needlessly dangerous
to increase your endorphin levels, like bungee jumping
out of a helicopter flown by a special needs pilot,
hang glide off a cliff with a blind front man, test
drive a tank with the top down on the front line
in Afghanistan..."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer
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"Drink
90% of what you drank the night before and over
the next ten days reduce your alcohol intake by
10% to zero. Take a fortnight off work, call it
rehab if the press or office calls... continue until
you sober up."
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"Hangovers
don't exist, they are all in the head. Anyone who
says they have a hangover is delusional and should
be locked up in a psychiatric hospital immediately."
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