Jan 6, 2009
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Former Wall Street Legend Bernard Madoff Tries To Steal Chair From Court Building

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Bernard MadoffFormer legendary investor, the once highly regarded Bernard Madoff, tried to wheel a swivel chair away from a courtroom after an appearance this morning.

Madoff, 70, was able to get the chair through three security checks inside the court building, but was stopped Swivel chairwhen he tried to wheel it into the car park by a sharp eyed security guard.

Madoff is accused of constructing an elaborate $50bn ponzi scheme in which investors funds disappeared.

After a search of his person the following other items were also found:

  • 5 pens
  • 3 large, 4 medium, 10 small 'Post It' notes
  • A cellphone
  • 2009 Desk Diary
  • A crystal decanter of water, half filled
  • Seven drinking glasses
  • 5 coasters
  • A rug
  • A framed picture of President George W Bush
  • A 6ft USA flag
  • 3 bottles of liquid paper
  • A typewriter
  • 5 reams of white paper
  • A copy of the Wall Street Journal


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