A
US based website that offers a prize to readers who can
fire a bow into an apple above George Bush's head has just
announced that players of the game in the USA are now hitting
the president as many times as their Middle Eastern users,
sometimes missing the apple completely 999 times out of
1000, it is claimed.
A
spokesman for the website:
"In
countries like Iran it has always been rare for users
to hit the apple at all. Today, however, is the first
time that US visitors to our site have equalled this level
of hostility towards the president."
On
1st December 2008, out of about 53,000 US visitors, just
0.004% hit the apple, the same percentage as in Iran for
the period 2001-2008.
Some
logs indicate that a number of US users fired the bow over
300 times straight into the head of the US president, a
first.
The
spokesman again:
"The
apple hit rate has become so low we are considering changing
the name of the game to Hit The Bush With An Apple
On His Head."
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In
other news: The same website is to announce tomorrow that
its new game, Shoot The Miniature Hillary Clinton Off
Obama's Head, will be released in January.
