theVoiceofReason.com
can exclusively reveal that political experts on Capitol
Hill are speculating that Barack Obama has offered Hillary
Clinton the job of answering the phones at the White House
during the night shift, which includes the 'crucial' 3am
hour.
The
position Hillary Clinton has been offered is not believed
to be Secretary Of State as reported in other news outlets.
Mrs
Clinton publicly lobbied for the position of night time
White House phone answerer during the primary elections
earlier this year in which she claimed that it would be
better to have someone with experience to answer the phones
at 3am.
Mrs
Clinton mastered the technicalities of the complicated White
House telephone exchange whilst she was first lady. It is
believed that she knows how to say 'Could you hold please'
in 37 languages.
A
White House telephone operating manager told this website:
"Hillary
has one of the lowest drop rates for the White House phone
system since records began in 1956. If Hillary answers
the phone you know the call will get through."
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This
story has been certified as not sexist by the American Telephonic
Guild.