Nov 17, 2008
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Obama Offers Clinton '3am' White House Job

Hillary Clinton in 3am phone job sensation can exclusively reveal that political experts on Capitol Hill are speculating that Barack Obama has offered Hillary Clinton the job of answering the phones at the White House during the night shift, which includes the 'crucial' 3am hour.

The position Hillary Clinton has been offered is not believed to be Secretary Of State as reported in other news outlets.

Controversial 3am ad from the Clinton camp:

Mrs Clinton publicly lobbied for the position of night time White House phone answerer during the primary elections earlier this year in which she claimed that it would be better to have someone with experience to answer the phones at 3am.

Mrs Clinton mastered the technicalities of the complicated White House telephone exchange whilst she was first lady. It is believed that she knows how to say 'Could you hold please' in 37 languages.

A White House telephone operating manager told this website:

"Hillary has one of the lowest drop rates for the White House phone system since records began in 1956. If Hillary answers the phone you know the call will get through."


This story has been certified as not sexist by the American Telephonic Guild.


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