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Harry
Meedsden, Circus Artist
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"Oh,
don't bother trying to diet this time of year. Eat
as much chocolate cake as you can, drink as much
as you can, worry about losing weight in the new
year.
And while you are waiting for the new year, why
not try my $29.99 super deluxe Winter Chocolate
Cake available online and in all good specialist
chocolate cake stores."
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Jerry
Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host
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"The
trick of losing weight is very easy. Eat a bit less,
do a bit more exercise. Then over time build up
this routine until you start to lose weight. Keep
on doing this until you reach the desired weight.
(This could take years to achieve.)
If
you feel like you just have to do something about
your weight at once, I am happy to say that I have
a $29.95 work out DVD you might be interested in..."
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Hug
Tharsden, Bodybuilder
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"I
workout 6 days out of every 7, and on the seventh
day I spend all day admiring myself in the mirror.
Anyone can have a body like mine all you have to
do is apply yourself.
For
more details of how great I look, I have a premium
rate number 0898 ...."
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Gramps
Rusky, Organic Farmer
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"I
may look about 87 years of age, but in fact I am
well over 110. I put this down to my patent pending
combination of sit-ups and vitamin and mineral tablets
available from my website at only $56.99 for a complete
years course. Buy today for a great looking tomorrow!"
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Harry
Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant
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"I
hate fat people, I hate skinny people, but most
of all I hate people who are not happy with the
way that they are. If you are not happy with your
weight then do something about it!
Read
my book "I Hate Everybody, Let Me Tell You
Why" available in all good dollar stores."
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