Sarah
Palin, Republican vice presidential candidate, has received
secret medical and psychological aid after she was unable
to stop winking shortly after the VP debate with Joe Biden
ended Thursday, we can now report.
Soon
after the VP debate Thursday a clearly distressed Sarah
Palin was heard telling an aid: "I can't stop winking,
what am I going to do?"
As
she left the debate venue, supporters told this reporter
they believed Palin was being friendly when she winked at
them.
"I
smiled back when she winked at me the first time, what
a pleasant woman!," said one party worker. "But
the winks kept on coming and soon it appeared that she
was having difficulty stopping."
An
expert in the etiquette of facial winking, told our reporter:
"The
general rule is one wink good, two winks cheeky, three
winks too much."
Sarah
Palin's winking was brought under control with an injection
into her eye lid.
Advisors
have told her not to wink again at public events, as fears
grow that next time a wink attack might not be so easy to
cover up.
