Oct 4, 2008
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Sarah Palin: "I Can't Stop Winking!", Crisis Hits Republican VP Candidate

Palin Winker

Sarah Palin, Republican vice presidential candidate, has received secret medical and psychological aid after she was unable to stop winking shortly after the VP debate with Joe Biden ended Thursday, we can now report.

Sarah Palin winks to camera

Soon after the VP debate Thursday a clearly distressed Sarah Palin was heard telling an aid: "I can't stop winking, what am I going to do?"

As she left the debate venue, supporters told this reporter they believed Palin was being friendly when she winked at them.

"I smiled back when she winked at me the first time, what a pleasant woman!," said one party worker. "But the winks kept on coming and soon it appeared that she was having difficulty stopping."

An expert in the etiquette of facial winking, told our reporter:

"The general rule is one wink good, two winks cheeky, three winks too much."

Sarah Palin's winking was brought under control with an injection into her eye lid.

Advisors have told her not to wink again at public events, as fears grow that next time a wink attack might not be so easy to cover up.



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