Oct 9, 2008
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VOR: On Bin Laden, John McCain Says "I Know How To Get Him" So Why Hasn't He?

McCain's Boast

In the latest presidential debate John McCain said: "I know how to get him." [Him meaning Osama bin Laden].

McCain - I know how to get him
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So, if he knows how to get him, why hasn't he told anyone before now? Our panel of experts explain.

Harry Meedsden, Circus Artist

"It must have skipped his mind. He's a busy man, you know."

Jerry Sprinkler, Radio Talk Show Host

"What? He knows where Osama bin Laden is? Well make him president at once, we gotta catch this guy."

Hug Tharsden, Bodybuilder

"I think McCain should be asked to tell us immediately now how to get Osama bin Laden and if he wont tell us then he should be electrocuted until he does. I favour electrodes affixed to his nipples and testicles. (It's probably better to do this before he becomes president.)"

Gramps Rusky, Organic Farmer

"Right, I caaan't wait me no longer. Buy me a ticket to the Pakistan mountains and I'll get him myself, dag dammit."

Harry Baldicoot, Retired retirement consultant

"Who the hell is Osama Bin Laden? Is he related to Barack Obama? I wonder if that nice Sarah Palin knows?"




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