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Sept 3, 2008
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John McCain Team Reveal All Google Search Terms Used To Vet Sarah Palin

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WORLD EXCLUSIVE: theVoiceofReason.com has discovered the actual Google terms that the John McCain team used to 'clear' Sarah Palin before offering her the role of Vice President...

Here we have tabulated them into the various profiling sections:

 

Profile: Suitability for high office:

Search term: 'Sarah Palin likes old gray haired men' (22,700 links in Google.com)

Search term: 'Sarah Palin thinks George W Bush is awesome' (183,000 links)

Search term: 'Sarah Palin would be able to take over if John McCain dies in office' (491,000 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin is a patriot (651,000 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin would be a good vice president (2,410,000 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin likes John McCain (6,620,000 links)

Profile: Are there any sex scandals?:

Search term: Sarah Palin sex scandal (115,000 links in Google.com)

Search term: Sarah Palin naked (123,000 links)

Profile: To see if she has any satanic tendencies:

Search term: Sarah Palin Possessed By the Devil (3070 links in Google.com)

Search term: Sarah Palin 666 (16,300)

Search term: Sarah Palin talking in tongues (45,700)

Profile: Political leanings

Search term: Sarah Palin is a Communist (87,800 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin is a Democrat (433,000 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin is a Republican (1,530,000 links)

Profile: Violent tendencies:

Search term: Sarah Palin bitch slapped me (8,930 links in Google.com)

Search term: Sarah Palin punched me in the balls (14,600 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin punched me in the face (42,000 links)

Search term: Sarah Palin called me a bitch (60,400)

Profile: Terrorism

Search term: Sarah Palin is a terrorist (137,000)

 

Sarah Palin is the first vice presidential candidate to be selected entirely by Google search terms.

 

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